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<strong >政府工作报告中指出，开展农村人居环境整治三年行动，推进农村“厕所革命”，加快生活垃圾集中处理和生活污水处理，努力改善村容村貌。</strong></p><p style = "font-size:18px"><strong >推动旅游景区、城市棚户区、人员密集场所等厕所建设。</strong></p><img alt="动漫微相声｜厕所革命：让“方便”更方便" onload="javascript:ImgReSize(this)" class="imgcenter" src="http://img5.shadafang.com/img.php?http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_png/ibx8uzzsAU0Xiab9RRt3NgwcxoDxA3hUgsGnT7JxfdSsmYYsqgUttzrBsYdbsleGpLbSaBRVo4qiaSnwcuick7S4Nw/640?wx_fmt=png" /><br /><p style = "font-size:18px">甲：今天，我们给大家说段相声。</p><p style = "font-size:18px">乙：相声讲究的是说学逗唱。</p><p style = "font-size:18px">甲：让我们来说一说厕所。</p><p style = "font-size:18px">乙：厕所有什么好说的呀？</p><p style = "font-size:18px">甲：你不吃饭么？</p><p style = "font-size:18px">乙：废话，你不吃饭么？</p><p style = "font-size:18px">甲：那吃饭就得上厕所啊。</p><img alt="动漫微相声｜厕所革命：让“方便”更方便" onload="javascript:ImgReSize(this)" class="imgcenter" src="http://img5.shadafang.com/img.php?http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_png/ibx8uzzsAU0Xiab9RRt3NgwcxoDxA3hUgs9Huk6BiaR5dUy9WlWrMrMgLS1GOhPn5HClrDEbSthgPZtzWlqGIdCnQ/640?wx_fmt=png" /><br /><p style = "font-size:18px">乙：哦~这么一说，还真是不容忽视。</p><p style = "font-size:18px">甲：那是！厕所革命，你知道么？</p><p style = "font-size:18px">乙：您给我讲讲。</p><p style = "font-size:18px">甲：村儿里屯儿里的厕所，你去过么？</p><p style = "font-size:18px">乙：诶呦，那真是，“一个土坑两块板，三尺土墙围四边”，热天蚊蝇多、冷天冻得慌，那叫一艰苦。</p><p style = "font-size:18px">甲：改！改成室内的！你看鸡西！</p><img alt="动漫微相声｜厕所革命：让“方便”更方便" onload="javascript:ImgReSize(this)" class="imgcenter" src="http://img5.shadafang.com/img.php?http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_png/ibx8uzzsAU0Xiab9RRt3NgwcxoDxA3hUgsoXicIcjchwuqpzuZWnYsLNHMK67cMbWHpwXzWtjY73Ulryb8hZJxdpw/640?wx_fmt=png" /><br /><p style = "font-size:18px">乙：鸡西怎么了？</p><p style = "font-size:18px">甲：鸡西农村，城里啥样人啥样，上厕所、洗澡一起解决！多种价位、国家补助。上面连接太阳能热水器，下面污水专业化处理。这怎么样！</p><p style = "font-size:18px">乙：造福民众啊！</p><img alt="动漫微相声｜厕所革命：让“方便”更方便" onload="javascript:ImgReSize(this)" class="imgcenter" src="http://img5.shadafang.com/img.php?http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_png/ibx8uzzsAU0Xiab9RRt3NgwcxoDxA3hUgsiaKUicjm3kPQJ0zQepJ5ESJhnXPcjRMQ37KEhHe0CugM9oZMNgPwYkAA/640?wx_fmt=png" /><br /><p style = "font-size:18px">甲：咱们再说，以前景区的厕所什么样，你还记着么？</p><p style = "font-size:18px">乙：呦喂！人多！那队排的，不留神还以为是收费景点呢。</p><p style = "font-size:18px">甲：改了！我们的目标是，“数量充足、分布合理、管理有效、服务到位、卫生环保、如厕文明”。等以后，你要想在咱黑龙江弄个A级景区、S级滑雪场，厕所不达标就“一票否决”。你觉得这怎么样！</p><img alt="动漫微相声｜厕所革命：让“方便”更方便" onload="javascript:ImgReSize(this)" class="imgcenter" src="http://img5.shadafang.com/img.php?http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_png/ibx8uzzsAU0Xiab9RRt3NgwcxoDxA3hUgsD6tFFcJfOHzNl3ZE1nWOQkEkjPU90RyE8vH94Vc3qKxxlzw9lfiaQuQ/640?wx_fmt=png" /><br /><p style = "font-size:18px">乙：那必须是干得漂亮！</p><p style = "font-size:18px">甲：小康不小康，厕所算一桩，厕所问题不是小事情。</p><p style = "font-size:18px">乙：厕所革命，老百姓的“小确幸”，推动社会文明进步大民生。</p><p style = "font-size:18px"><img alt="动漫微相声｜厕所革命：让“方便”更方便" onload="javascript:ImgReSize(this)" class="imgcenter" src="http://img5.shadafang.com/img.php?http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_png/jq88VLeZTibUz8kUyhFh818UFzrwE25A9Q325Fggvsnibd3bugibhyO9kOQF1g77VgWpUck8nZkooibwOVdps5bw9g/640?" /><br /></p><p style = "font-size:18px"><p style = "font-size:18px"><strong ><p style = "font-size:18px"><strong ><p style = "font-size:18px"><p style = "font-size:18px"><strong ><p style = "font-size:18px">□</p></strong></p><strong ><p style = "font-size:18px">来源：</p></strong><p style = "font-size:18px"></p></p></strong><p style = "font-size:18px"></p></p></strong><p style = "font-size:18px"><p style = "font-size:18px"></p><p style = "font-size:18px">黑龙江日报</p><p style = "font-size:18px"></p></p></p></p><p style = "font-size:18px"><p style = "font-size:18px"><strong ><p style = "font-size:18px">□</p></strong></p><strong ><p style = "font-size:18px">审核：</p></strong><p style = "font-size:18px"><p style = "font-size:18px">王世宇</p></p><br /><br /></p><p style = "font-size:18px"><strong><p style = "font-size:18px"><strong ><p 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