盘点父母那些年玩过的套路，我居然全中过.... 走过最长的路

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从小到大

我们对这个世界有着十万个为什么

比如说那些年给爸妈保存的压岁钱

都上哪去了

不得不说父母那些年玩过的套路

就是我走过最远的路——

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